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A couple wakes up to someone pounding on their front door at 3:00 in the morning. The husband goes downstairs and opens the door to find a drunk standing there. The drunk says, "Can you give me a push?". The husband says, "NO I CAN"T GIVE YOU A PUSH! IT"S 3 O"CLOCK IN THE MORNING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" and slams the door in his face. He goes back upstairs and climbs into bed. His wife says, "Who was it?" The husband replies all disgusted, "It was a damn drunk wanting a push!". The wife asks,"Well...aren't you going to go help him?" He says,"NO, IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!" The wife then says,"Don't you remember last year when we broke down and those two men helped us? Now it's raining heavy out there and he is out there all by himself!" So the husband gets back out of bed, puts on his pants and jacket and goes downstairs. He opens the front door and goes outside in the rain. He doesn't see the drunk so he yells out, "YOU STILL OUT HERE?" "Yeah" says the drunk. "YOU STILL NEED A PUSH?" says the husband. "Yeah" says the drunk. "WELL WHERE THE HELL ARE YA" says the husband. The drunk replies,"Over here on the swing!"

I'm thinking of pushing that drunk... with the front end of my truck!