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poohflinger
 Post subject: The talking clock
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Three drunks close down a bar and decide to go back to the one guys apartment for more drinks. When they stumble into the apartment, the one drunk noticed a big mallet and a golden gong hanging in the corner. He asks "What is that?" The first drunk says "Oh thats just a talking clock, here I'll show you." He then picks up the mallet and gives it a huge strong swing to make a loud GOONNNGGG!!! Just then from behind the wall a voice screams out "YOU #%*HOLE IT"S 3:15 IN THE MORNING!!!" :funny:
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I have one of those talking clocks too!
Only mine works at that time of the morning by rolling over in bed and reaching accross to the other side! :whistle: :funny:
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Good One! DR

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Putting a dime sized hole in them gongs tends to kill the effect dramatically....................................so I hear. :quiet: :quiet:


That's funny as long as it's not me involved. :funny: :funny:

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